Inventions

Have you ever thought of how people make inventions? For example, Ben Franklin discovering electricity. Why would you even go outside during a huge lightning storm? What was he thinking then, "Gee I think I'll go shock myself." Sure it was a turning point in human history but who would think that? what did his neighbors think when they saw him flying a kite with a key on it outside in a giant storm? I don't mean to bash on him but I just don't think that he was one of the smartest inventors. I'm not saying that everyone that invents things is whacked because there are some good inventions like baseball or plastic vomit.

Also, who invented football? There must have been a huge fight somewhere and someone said, "Let's make this into a sport." Football players are supposed to be huge but I've noticed that the fans are bigger.

Another dumb invention is decorated toilet paper. what did the inventor of that think you were going to do with it? Some toilet paper decorations are good though like Paris Hilton's face (Yes that does exist).

Who invented the sport of rugby? It was probably normal (if I can use that word) at it's time of invention but who thought up not using pads? Whoever it was obviously played too much rugby without pads. People get broken bones and dislocated joints but keep playing. I think hell is a huge rugby game without ambulances.

Also, who invented paper money? someone must have been pretty stupid to exchange food or something valuable for a piece of paper with a number written on it. Money has ruined our society if you think about it. It's just a middle man between stuff and stuff. Instead of being called a millionaire, people could just call you a person with 50 houses.

All inventors are smart but they just have way too much time on their hands.